The Clever Shark

Japanese gals go wild for good vibrations. See, people really are the same all over the world.

ONDCP releasess ads linking marijuana to 99.7% of world’s problems. This is of course satire, although the Drug Czar’s staff is well on its way down the path of insanity that might make that headline real soon enough.

If you’ve flown JetBlue, the Pentagon probably has you on file. Once again the biggest threat to liberty in the USA seems to come from Washington.

SBC: RIAA tactics greatly aiding and abetting stalkers and molesters. It’s not like Rosen gives a damn though.

New Zealand scientists hope to produce giant squid porn. Cheesy disco music optional.

Think you’re safe from the RIAA because you don’t use P2P? Think again. As the RIAA always says, copyrighted works are copyrighted works. Technically they could take action against you for any of those things.

US troops in Afghanistan have to shell out own money to get decent gear. That makes me SO optimistic about Washington not bungling that “War on Terror” business…

Old war propaganda posters updated for our times. Some of these were meant to be funny, but the reality of Bush & Ashcroft makes them scary.

It was inevitable: some scam artist invents the penis-enlargement patch! Feel free to visit, but please don’t spend any of your money on that crap…

When you pull the pin from a grenade, don’t put said grenade back into your pocket. Of course some people just have to learn the hard way.