RFID makers claim their products will stop terrorists. As PT Barnum allegedly said, “there’s a sucker born every minute”, and those suckers will believe this wholly-groundless claim.
SomethingAwful.com: SPEWS sucks the big one.
SomethingAwful.com: SPEWS sucks the big one. Arbitrary blacklisting of whole IP ranges, autocratic admins and zealots on USENET.
Gentlemen, start your election satires.
Gentlemen, start your election satires. Time to “restore chaos and order”!
The old Apple-Sun chestnut is warmed anew.
The old Apple-Sun chestnut is warmed anew. That rumor is like Jason from the Friday the 13th movies, it just won’t go away.
Ebay: ripoff artists’ dream marketplace?
Ebay: ripoff artists’ dream marketplace? Many people stung by allegedly fraudulent seller.
Joe Lieberman needs to be played by someone else.
Joe Lieberman needs to be played by someone else. He’s got the gift, but his delivery falls short, allegedly.
Common journalism cliches.
Common journalism cliches. This site was allegedly put up by area residents in the aftermath of a botched robbery.
Larry Flynt’s national prayer day initiative.
Larry Flynt’s national prayer day initiative. I thought he would go after Pat Robertson, but that’s OK.
Jimmy Carter indicted of peace crimes.
Jimmy Carter indicted of peace crimes. He is a recidivist in the world of crimes against inhumanity.
Howard Dean’s non-stance on drugs.
Howard Dean’s non-stance on drugs. You know, for a doctor, he seems remarkably uninformed on the issue. He’s certainly no fitter than any of the other candidates on this particular count.