Powell would not serve in a Bush 2nd term.

Powell would not serve in a Bush 2nd term. That can’t be good news.

Ashcroft ends the war on drugs.

Ashcroft ends the war on drugs. It has something to do with the metric system.

Perplexing Times.

Perplexing Times. Stories written from a slightly different points of view.

Think working in TV in the UK is fun? Think again.

Think working in TV in the UK is fun? Think again. Horror stories galore… it almost sounds like all these dotcom ‘exposes’ we’ve been seeing for the past couple of years.

Remember that weird time-travel spam I put up a few weeks ago?

Remember that weird time-travel spam I put up a few weeks ago? Evidently I’m not the only one who’s noticed.

OSDL: SCO’s claims are dubious.

OSDL: SCO’s claims are dubious. Tainted kernels? Looks more like tainted integrity on SCO’s part.

Puff pastry, semtex… it’s all the same to French airport security personnel.

Puff pastry, semtex… it’s all the same to French airport security personnel. The passenger could have — gasp! — fed that to someone!

Gigli is the movie that audience and critic alike love to hate.

Gigli is the movie that audience and critic alike love to hate. It might be a low point in film history. Quips one critic, “Gigli is so horrible I had to go cleanse my palate afterward by watching Glitter.” Ouch.

In Norway you can vote while drunk.

In Norway you can vote while drunk. Then again in most places you pretty much have to be drunk in order to delude yourself that voting will make much of a difference…

Suspicious package’s x-rays yield surprising results.

Suspicious package’s x-rays yield surprising results. We never try and ascribe ownership of the dildo…