Lawyers are the biggest threat to society.

Lawyers are the biggest threat to society. Time to form some kind of a “Jack Cade Society” or something.

There’s a new airline safety warning, so of course the Feds put forward a plan to cut the Air Marshall program.

There’s a new airline safety warning, so of course the Feds put forward a plan to cut the Air Marshall program. Hotel rooms are expensive, eh!

Schumer, Lautenberg: fear the two-ounce rockets of terrorists!

Schumer, Lautenberg: fear the two-ounce rockets of terrorists! Maybe they just have an unnatural fear of those little parachutes used by hobby rockets.

Saddam topping the Iraqi charts again today.

Saddam topping the Iraqi charts again today. Calling all saddamites… calling all saddamites…

Nice guys finish last, and this guy intends to prove it.

Nice guys finish last, and this guy intends to prove it. I’m sure that won’t offend anyone…

Women cheat fairly often.

Women cheat fairly often. Generally feel no guilt either.

Japan’s new export — a $4000 loo.

Japan’s new export — a $4000 loo. At that price it should at least have a Hello Kitty on it!

In Malaysia divorce may only be an SMS away.

In Malaysia divorce may only be an SMS away. i dump u! u r so pwn3d!!!! OMG LOL!

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Google appears to have fixed the ads… they’re now relevant to the current article (until the article changes anyway).

From the looks of the ads I must be setting off all kinds of bells and whistles with the Secret Service though 🙂

Ever wondered about Microsoft’s XP product activation process? Get the answers here!

Ever wondered about Microsoft’s XP product activation process? Get the answers here! Mind you, it’s like laws and sausages, do you really want to know how it’s done?