M$ admits another Windows critical flaw.

M$ admits another Windows critical flaw. No, this is not a repeat, it’s a new critical flaw.

This is the most astonishingly stupid thing I’ve read in months.

This is the most astonishingly stupid thing I’ve read in months. Then again, 65-70 years ago the people in that same country seemed to strongly believe that non-“Aryans” were the sole cause of all their problems…

Chinese woman to undergo six months of plastic surgery in order to completely change her appearance.

Chinese woman to undergo six months of plastic surgery in order to completely change her appearance. That’s what happens when you consult with Michael Jackson on that subject…

Indian villager accuses eunuchs of cutting off his penis.

Indian villager accuses eunuchs of cutting off his penis. At a certain point he “learned to his horror that his penis was missing.” Yeah, that would freak me out too!

Want to pop bubblewrap, but can’t find any? Look no further!

Want to pop bubblewrap, but can’t find any? Look no further! It’s fun and environment-friendly!

US releases Uday and Qusay death photos and x-rays as proof of the brothers’ demise.

US releases Uday and Qusay death photos and x-rays as proof of the brothers’ demise. Sadly The Smoking Gun isn’t there (yet).

The Royal Journal of Found Art.

The Royal Journal of Found Art. Making art from common junk since, er, 2003 (I think). Correction: since 1998. It appears I missed the date cleverly hidden at the top of the page in large type.

Doom III won’t come out before next year…

Doom III won’t come out before next year… …if at all… it’s like Duke Nukem all over again.

It takes a lot to keep a Cincinnati juror awake.

It takes a lot to keep a Cincinnati juror awake. That is after all the home of Hustler’s Larry Flynt, isn’t it.

Man flees court mere minutes before being found innocent.

Man flees court mere minutes before being found innocent. Boy, I bet he feels silly now…