The Clever Shark

Prince/The Artist reportedly about to move to Toronto. After SARS, hasn’t Toronto suffered enough already?

New Japanese book encourages men to become ‘clitourists’. It’s all about pushing the right button(s), really.

North Korea now threatens to nuke the Aussies. Can’t we just nuke Kim? we wouldn’t have all these pesky Iraq-type questions after.

Palestinians censor and threaten their own researchers. Another dispatch from the Middle East, otherwise known as the armpit of the planet.

President’s SotU pronouncement wasn’t even untrue in the first place. The actual words were “The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.” The British government still stands by that report. So where’s the crisis?

Analysts: Intel’s 64-bit chip has all the attraction of New Coke. It’s apparently not the choice of the new generation.

The Inquirer points out holes in the RIAA’s strategy, and how to exploit them. Hoisted on their own petard… I like it!

How boring is Nebraska? Take a look at the lengths the locals go to in order to find some entertainment!

UK national ID cards to be more expensive, more intrusive, and less reliable than planned. Government officials telling one story when they know it to be false? I’m shocked, SHOCKED… well, not that shocked.

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