The Clever Shark

Iraqi sues the US for loss of sheep. Doesn’t claim “loss of consortium”, however.

Danish theme park bans phallic lollipops. The main complaint is that they’re “tasteless” — feel free to insert your own joke here.

Number of items stolen from Iraqi museum: 170,000… no, 33… no, 6000… Ever get the feeling these so-called ‘experts’ are just pulling numbers out of their asses?

It was inevitable… NZ to tax cow farts. File this one under the “you can’t make this stuff up” dossier.

M$’s Mundie: secret to success in software is to hide away your code. Considering the quality of the code the Borg routinely puts out, the old man may have a point.

More bits of info about SCUM’s wild Linux claims. Who put LSD in Santa Cruz’s water supply???

Dumbass clerk armed with Excel costs firm $24M. Cut-and-paste your way to the poorhouse!

Iraq’s wackiest home videos. For those looking for the ‘other side’ of Saddam.

French court stops embarassing book on corruption. O.J. now said to be going to French court to stop the publication of his search for his wife’s ‘real killers’ on the golf courses of America.

US Senator wants to give the RIAA the right to destroy your PC. The asshole should lay off the crack pipe and take a valium already.