Internet Explorer has ‘a number of security issues’.

Internet Explorer has ‘a number of security issues’. Tell us something we don’t know, sherlock… that’s why I use Mozilla on all my systems, and so should you.

With this thing in your driveway you can call your neighbor with a Hummer an amateur.

With this thing in your driveway you can call your neighbor with a Hummer an amateur. Tear gas not included.

In the market for an aircraft carrier?

In the market for an aircraft carrier? I’d put in a bid, but I wouldn’t know where to put the thing.

New IM client takes away the bothersome necessity of actually talking with people who are around you.

New IM client takes away the bothersome necessity of actually talking with people who are around you. No more ‘a/s/l’s? OMFG LOL!

Japanese porno starlet fails the drug running test.

Japanese porno starlet fails the drug running test. Usually the goal of concealment should be to NOT attract attention to the illegal cargo. It is a hoot though to see people in Japan’s notorious pr0n industry talk about what a shame it was that she should have ‘fallen from grace’.

Japan is in the grip of the kimono flasher!

Japan is in the grip of the kimono flasher! Both godzilla and mothra surrender.

When ’embrace & extend’ becomes ‘engulf and devour’.

When ’embrace & extend’ becomes ‘engulf and devour’. The future looks grim — it’s either Microsoft or nothin’.

Watching Big Brother? Big Brother could be watching you.

Watching Big Brother? Big Brother could be watching you. Are Tivo users travelling through time all the way back to 1984? Have no fear though, they love Big Brother, I’m sure.

The UK’s NHS: shape up or just go away and die.

The UK’s NHS: shape up or just go away and die. So THAT’s what socialized medicine is really all about…

Looks like France has its own John Walker Lyndh.

Looks like France has its own John Walker Lyndh. The big difference: word is this one was actually involved in terrorist incidents, not merely in training.