US begins 5-day terrorism drill. The terrorists themselves aren’t doing nearly enough to keep everyone terrorized, so the government will have a go at it.
In a typical display of cynicism, Chretien leaves Newfoundland hanging.
In a typical display of cynicism, Chretien leaves Newfoundland hanging. He wasn’t interested in discussing much of anything since he came to office, why should he be bothered to do so now? One bright spot though, he said he was leaving in 9 months.
Duke of York’s bodyguard replaced after accidentally firing his weapon near his charge.
Duke of York’s bodyguard replaced after accidentally firing his weapon near his charge. Good thing too, or Andrew could need another bodyguard to protect him from his bodyguard.
Eminem’s Lose Yourself considered ‘likely to cause a car crash’.
Eminem’s Lose Yourself considered ‘likely to cause a car crash’. And you thought the only risk was to develop really, really crappy taste in music.
The wonderful world of engrish.
The wonderful world of engrish. Leave it to the Japanese to invent a whole new language loosely based on the one spoken in the US… some of these aren’t really bad english, just strange phrases popping up at inappropriate moments (look in there, you’ll see what I mean).
Interesting product warnings.
Interesting product warnings. Do some of these really need to be written out? I would guess so, otherwise corporate America wouldn’t bother printing them.
India appoints envoy to Pakistan, signals a new beginning in relations between the two nations.
India appoints envoy to Pakistan, signals a new beginning in relations between the two nations. Sometimes I really enjoy saying ‘I told you so’…
Get your own deck of William Bennett poker cards!
Get your own deck of William Bennett poker cards! The perfect gift for the man in your life who’s had everything and lost nearly 8 million dollars of it.
Man gets 72-hr parole, asks to go back in the pokey after less than 24hr with wife.
Man gets 72-hr parole, asks to go back in the pokey after less than 24hr with wife. Must be one of those ‘Be careful what you wish for’ kinda stories.
Bill Gates tells everyone they shouldn’t worry about their privacy.
Bill Gates tells everyone they shouldn’t worry about their privacy. Also takes time to tell everyone they should just hand him their credit cards, SSN and shoe size. CNN’s wholesale buying of billg’s fantasy tales does not reflect well on their ability to report accurately on high tech…