In a bold move to prevent ushering in the twentieth century, Alabama votes to keep sex toys illegal.

In a bold move to prevent ushering in the twentieth century, Alabama votes to keep sex toys illegal. Sex with siblings not mentioned in the law, presumed to be still the norm.

You Deserve the Best.

You Deserve the Best. Nice to see someone else on the web who seems to share my harsh but realistic point of view.

Learn (some) Japanese online for free!

Learn (some) Japanese online for free! Yatta! to that, I say.

Some guys just can’t get a break… Comical Ali arrest by Marines apprently ‘not in the cards.’

Some guys just can’t get a break… Comical Ali arrest by Marines apprently ‘not in the cards.’ Give the guy a break already… Al-Arabiyah Television did! Seriously, it’s good to hear he’s alive and well, and no doubt poised to to entertain again.

Presumably anti-DRM Jobs champions DRM by another name.

Presumably anti-DRM Jobs champions DRM by another name. Not to be stereotypical, but where is the outrage?

Najaf Poets beat US Soldiers

Najaf Poets beat US Soldiers Does that mean the pen is mightier than the sword?

Yet another suicide bombing hits Tel-Aviv

Yet another suicide bombing hits Tel-Aviv Not a laughing matter by any measure, but I think we all know who’s not getting a brand new state for summer. Evidently someone in the Palestinian territories loves the occupation so much they’re making damn well sure it never ends.

You mean taking those pills won’t give me a three-foot schlong?

You mean taking those pills won’t give me a three-foot schlong? I am shocked. SHOCKED!

US forces to leave Saudi Arabia altogether.

US forces to leave Saudi Arabia altogether. Wahhabi shocker.

Our friend the Iraqi Information Minister is back

Our friend the Iraqi Information Minister is back and apparently starting a new job doing PR for Microsoft. It’s a natural step really, and a considerable increase in the FUD (fear, uncertainty and doubt) part of the job, but that seems to be Comical Ali’s bag.