Behold! Toast 2.0

The ROLLERtoaster. I say, that is a pretty stylish appliance!

I particularly like the ‘firetruck on fire’ shot.

A small collection of truck (and bus) accidents. No matter what else is true, keep this in mind — in the battle of car vs. truck, truck always wins.

The must-have toy for psychology/psychiatry geeks.

Tickle-me Freud. There’s only one downside — it only responds to his mother. Also the cocaine isn’t included.

Fake ad, fake controvery, fake microbrew…

Rolling Rock’s aping ‘controversy’. What does a large commercial brewer do after it buys what used to be a microbrew from another conglomerate? Why, invent a fake controversy about an ad that’s never aired, and invent complaints about the ad (which, frankly, is dull as dishwater and twice as stupid). You see, apparently Anheuser-Busch is new to this “internet thing” and naively believed that we nerd types wouldn’t see through their bullshit. Welcome to the world of pwnage…

Match.com and eHarmony: old and busted. New hotness: the Giraffe Studbook.

Online dating for giraffes. Sure, it may sound good at first, but you just know the male pretends to be at least 2 feet taller than he really is!

Yes. 30mph would do this much damage to a car worth a half-mil. I believe you 100%!

Mechanic claims he was going “no more than 30mph” when he crashed and completely destroyed a $500,000 Porsche Carrera GT. I get the feeling that he’s been spending the day filling out unemployment forms…

10 of those in a warehouse and you got yourself one hell of a supercomputer.

Project Blackbox by Sun. This is Sun’s idea of how to create a truly portable datacenter, and it’s pretty damn neat.

That stash of Acapulco Gold is for medicinal purposes, really!

Top 10 “bad” things that are good for you, by LiveScience. So feel free to drink wine, coffee and beer, smoke pot, trip out on acid, screw around and be angry!

Sometimes you have an epiphany and realize that God really hates your cracked-up redneck ass.

Naked crack-smoking man attacked by alligator in Florida. Sometimes the headlines just write themselves, I swear…

Leaving that material on there was careless, but giving the password was just plain stupid.

A hard (core) lesson in privacy. Selling your PC? Don’t forget to wipe the disks, especially if you have home movies of yourself having unconventional sex, and you’re a TV personality. I’m not convinced about this story though, I demand proof! Preferably on Youtube.