Warning: contains the most gruesome mellisophilia-related story ever.

Something Awful presents: bees, bees and more bees. The drawings starting on page 5 are really something else!

This is why you output to PDF before making something public!

8-year old reveals interesting, deleted parts of CPA reports. Sometimes it’s not what you put out there that’s interesting, it’s what you leave you.

You know, the audience at the GOP candidate debates reacted in exactly the same way.

Griffin vs. West. Don’t let anyone tell you that Family Guy doesn’t have its finger on America’s political pulse…

Year of the angry, disappointed pig. With free advice for gaming system designers.

This year, at least since March, is what’s known in Chinese astrology as zhu3 nia4n, “the year of the pig”. And myself being of the porcine persuasion I had high hopes for it — it was going to be my year! Well, it’s not working out for me at all. I’d rather describe it as “very shitty” on an alarming large number of levels. When those things involve relationships and other people it’s one thing, but frankly I’m rapidly running through the meager rinds of my patience on a subject which normally is one that I rejoice about — computers.

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So much for that ‘law and order’ stuff.

Report: Giuliani, Kerik used back-channel contacts with then-DEA chief to soft-pedal investigation into the dangers of Oxycontin. Why would he do a thing like that? Well, Purdue Frederick, who make and market the drug that’s become known as “hillbilly heroin”, is on Giuliani Partners’ list of clients. That’s the thing about Rudy — the more you know about him, the less palatable he becomes.

This story just keeps gettin’ better.

Chrysler divorce not only represents a 20 million Euro loss — Daimer is paying Cerberus to buy its ailing NA car subsidiary. Divorces these days are fantastically expensive — but then sometimes they’re worth it.

Chrysler Daimler’s no more.

DaimlerChrysler sells US subsidiary. Even rounding up the sales numbers, this Der Spiegel article seems to imply that Daimler lost roughly 19 billion Euro in this disastrous enterprise. Am I reading it right?!?

This is the weirdest article you’ll read today. Possibly this year.

Adding and Subtracting. Take “extreme body modification” and add identical twins. The results are beyond bizarre. Warning: BME zine is known to make up practical jokes on its viewers every once in a while so this story could be a complete fabrication.

Day got you down? I got just the thing.

I’m really sad. When you’re feeling really sad have a look at those ridiculously cute baby animal pictures!

How to get a lot of email in very little time.

Need a parter [sic]. No matter how interesting a forum topic turns out to be, though, you’re always reminded of the constant presence of male virgins on the internet. It’s just too bad that I’m not the one who finds these interesting topics first 🙁 Note: this posting is about two years old, don’t bother the girl by sending more email…