The Clever Shark

Good news for Bush campaign: they’re saving money by outsourcing their apparel production to Burma. Bad news: Dubya banned imports from Burma because of human rights violations. Once again, it’s ‘do as I say, not as I do’, and outsourcing jobs overseas.

Builder.com about to start outsourcing article authoring to India. Et tu, CNET?

After Spain, Poland now makes declaration about having been ‘taken for a ride’ by the US over the Iraqi WMD issues. All these pronouncements are blowing a breeze onto Bush’s house of cards.

If the UK government has wrongly convicted you of a crime, you’ll get a bill for food and lodging covering the time served. This is the most repugnant, evil, sick scheme I have ever heard about, and I don’t use those words lightly.

Another Great Moment in the Bush White House: Dubya is unable to remember or even learn the name of the Dutch Prime Minister. He stopped drinking 15 years ago, right?!?

How do you get captive pandas to mate despite their characteristic disinterest? Two words: panda porn. I wonder what the soundtrack is like.

Shocker: new draft California bill was actually largely drafted by the motion picture industry. The MPAA is getting the best damn government money can buy, apparently.

The Brick Testament. The Bible enacted by Lego characters!

For some reason the Custom Poster generator on the Bush-Cheney site a)doesn’t work, and b)has had the actual custom message bit removed. So, doesn’t work, and doesn’t allow for any message they don’t approve. I’d say that’s an interesting statement on the state of the union in 2004.

A sado-masochist’s review of The Passion of the Christ. Another one of those links that will make you feel like you have seen everything.