The Clever Shark

Stevie Nicks upset by Madonna-Britney kiss. Believes that screwing around should be something kept within the band?

What do you do if you’re an exec and still haven’t gotten the hang of e-mail? Ban it of course. The chain is only as strong as its weakest link, especially when that weakest link is at the top of the org chart.

Japanese gals go wild for good vibrations. See, people really are the same all over the world.

ONDCP releasess ads linking marijuana to 99.7% of world’s problems. This is of course satire, although the Drug Czar’s staff is well on its way down the path of insanity that might make that headline real soon enough.

If you’ve flown JetBlue, the Pentagon probably has you on file. Once again the biggest threat to liberty in the USA seems to come from Washington.

SBC: RIAA tactics greatly aiding and abetting stalkers and molesters. It’s not like Rosen gives a damn though.

New Zealand scientists hope to produce giant squid porn. Cheesy disco music optional.

Think you’re safe from the RIAA because you don’t use P2P? Think again. As the RIAA always says, copyrighted works are copyrighted works. Technically they could take action against you for any of those things.

US troops in Afghanistan have to shell out own money to get decent gear. That makes me SO optimistic about Washington not bungling that “War on Terror” business…

Old war propaganda posters updated for our times. Some of these were meant to be funny, but the reality of Bush & Ashcroft makes them scary.