Microsoft gives up on developing Trusted Computing solutions, decides to acquire anti-virus company. Continuing on a long tradition of letting others do the hard work…
Australia recalls nearly 300,000 defective glow-in-the-dark condoms.
Australia recalls nearly 300,000 defective glow-in-the-dark condoms. Fun “down under” will have to be in the dark for the time being…
Brown: UK ‘not ready’ for Euro.
Brown: UK ‘not ready’ for Euro. Queen-less currency not yet on the horizon.
US children’s entertainment mogul on the verge of putting in a bid for ITV.
US children’s entertainment mogul on the verge of putting in a bid for ITV. UK television programming to lose substance, gain Barney.
Fat-friendly resort opens in Mexico.
Fat-friendly resort opens in Mexico. Geologists pondering new wave of earthquakes on the west coast.
Forfeiture laws cause DEA to hit the jackpot.
Forfeiture laws cause DEA to hit the jackpot. The next operation will involve planting a kilo of angel dust somewhere on Bill Gates’s estate.
Are we just scaring ourselves to death with this terrorism business?
Are we just scaring ourselves to death with this terrorism business? Time for a sanity check.
SOS — Students for an Orwellian Society.
SOS — Students for an Orwellian Society. Finally, satire worthy of the tradition.
Learning to love Big Brother.
Learning to love Big Brother. We have always been at war with [insert name here].
The iSync fiasco didn’t have to happen.
The iSync fiasco didn’t have to happen. Bluetooth leaving you feeling, er, blue?