The Clever Shark

The misadventures of Hello Cthulhu. It’s got that Lovecraft-meets-Sanrio insanity thing going.

Skymall Catalog Jamboree. Some people think that the Skymall catalog is full of useless crap no one would spend their money on unless their brains were oxygen-deprived by high altitudes — the Goons clearly do — and it’s likely that they’re right.

The real effects of outer space exposure. Very interesting stuff!

Hummer H3 crashes into a standing (empty) school bus. Have a look at the damage. After that, if you still buy an H3, that should be considered proof that you are literally retarded.

Worst emails ever, by British tabloid The Sun to celebrate the 35th anniversary of electronic mail. I’m not normally a fan of The Sun or anything, but this is just naff!

The 25 funniest analogies, compiled by high school English teachers. The plainest evidence that “writing what you know” is sometimes a terrible policy.

Forensic artist illustrates what Michael Jackson should look like now, if he had not had surgeries. No side-by-side comparison with the actual Michael jackson, but nevertheless that’s just spooky.

The “Engineering Estimate”. What you need to do to a programmer’s estimate of time required for a task in order to get much of an idea of when it will actually get done. This is pretty damn accurate in my experience.

Microsoft-SuSE: little more than a protection racket shakedown. You know, from the moment I saw Steve Ballmer I was never able to shake the impression that, unlike, say, Gates or Allen, who were geniuses in their own right, Ballmer was more of a frat boy, the strip-club going, parasitical street thug. And now the thug is telling people “nice business you have, would be a shame if anything happened to it.” You can cower and pay him for ‘protection’, or you can kick him in the bollocks. Choose wisely and vote with your feet, I say.

Man “shoots himself in the head” while in a police cruiser with his hands handcuffed behind his back. Is it just me or does something seem to be amiss with this story? How does a policeman search a guy and find baggies of coke and pot on him, but misses a large .40 caliber S&W pistol? Is the dead man alledged to have pulled the weapon out of his ass? I can’t wait to see what Philadelphia police has to say on the matter.