Things my boyfriend says. Anyone who would refuse to drink Coors Light even “If you gave [him] a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day” has to be a luminary.
That guy’s a hoot, but he probably sleeps on the couch a lot.
Published by
Things my boyfriend says. Anyone who would refuse to drink Coors Light even “If you gave [him] a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day” has to be a luminary.