Month: July 2003

RIAA’s weak spot: wireless networks. Beat the pigs!

Oklahoma City, Newark judged ‘more literate’ than NYC. I smell a rat… but enough about Newark already.

‘Blue Screen of Death’ might be a more literal expression in the future. Now terrorists may enjoy the power of (un)Trustworthy Computing(tm).

AOL abandons its lash shred of geek cred. This would be the time to completely sell off that ATW stock, if it were worth anything.

Former zoo keeper accused of killing, eating the entertainment. I wonder how many tasted ‘like chicken’.

Marriage kills men’s brain cells. It’s a scientific fact!

Prince/The Artist reportedly about to move to Toronto. After SARS, hasn’t Toronto suffered enough already?

New Japanese book encourages men to become ‘clitourists’. It’s all about pushing the right button(s), really.

North Korea now threatens to nuke the Aussies. Can’t we just nuke Kim? we wouldn’t have all these pesky Iraq-type questions after.

Palestinians censor and threaten their own researchers. Another dispatch from the Middle East, otherwise known as the armpit of the planet.