What was on Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby’s mind about 10 years ago? According to this book he wrote, it was a putrid mishmash of sex slavery, rape, pedophilia, bestiality, scatology and incest. I honestly had no idea that this is what they meant by “family values”! Seriously though, you have to feel bad for the guy. He’s gone from fantasizing about a girl kept in a cage getting raped by a bear to himself potentially being put in a “cage” and being raped by a big, burly bear in the not-too-distant future… sometimes I think my life hasn’t turned out the way I planned, but at least I’ll never be known as the author of The Apprentice!