Author: tony

Click here to listen to Eric Idle’s new song! But what is he trying to say, really?

Why $2 Gas is Amazing. Only 3 reasons are listed… making SUV owners whine incessantly is the unmentioned “fourth reason”.

Is Iraq running on Feith? Sure, he screws up all the time… but at least he’s consistent.

Abu Ghraib: it gets even worse. Looks like Saddam’s infamous prison just reopened under new management.

Vietnam draft-deferred House Speaker Dennis Hastert lectures war hero John McCain on the sacrifices of war. Chalk one up for Chickenhawk honor.

The movie Troy, in 15 minutes! From the looks of it it doesn’t depart from the movie any more wildly than the movie departs from the book.

Vivendi E3 booth babe: Leisure Suit Larry is a sexist game! A booth babe calling a game sexist? Irony surrenders.

Memo states that the Bush Administration could be prosecuted for war crimes. The real surprise — it was a White House memo.

Going around bare-breasted was popular in the 1600s. Even to this day there are many, myself included, who applaud that custom.

Defraggle your motherdisc! Please, please, don’t try this at home.