Author: tony

The wonderful world of bum wines. Just the thing for those who are too cool for malt liquor but too far gone for sober living.

South Africa’s News24 tells us guys how to turn women on. I’d tell you if the advice works or not, but that would require me to have a partner 🙁

Trashy.com, for the loose woman in your life. Judging by their collection, they probably offer discounted delivery to trailer parks.

Googlefight! Put two adversary concepts against each other… for example “New York” and “Los Angeles” (New York sneaks under the wire for a tight victory).

Poop Reports brings you the tour of the Colossal Colon. what a crappy exhibit!

Al-Qaeda threatens Norway. We can’t blame them, we can’t get these tall blondes out of our minds either. Then again it’s probably due to those clueless morons not being able to tell between Norwegian and Danish interests.

Judge asks Arab woman, appearing for parking tickets, whether she’s a terrorist. Do we have to wait until this asshole starts burning crosses on the court’s front steps before he’s impeached?

Indian man has been an old age pensioner for 65 years. Actually looks pretty healthy for a man his age…

Ballmer: DRM is your friend, and not at all a way to give one and all copyright-holders a peek at your systems. Maybe he should spend more time developing and less time sucking Hilary Rosen’s d*ck.

Law enforcement agencies using the PATRIOT act to fight nearly everything but terrorism. Captain Obvious is a very busy man these days.