Author: tony

Eurovision directors fear a Tatu lesbian stunt onstage. It would be a, er, cunning stunt? Seriously, I keep hearing a lot of things about Tatu, including a yet-unconfirmed rumor that they actually sing sometimes.

British MPs try and ‘rehabilitate’ former Defence Minister John Profumo, 40 years after his resignation. We say, SCANDAL! Seriously though, at least he’s not going to argue with his peers over what the meaning of the word “is” is…

Syria really is harboring Iraqi fugitives after all. In related news, water is found to be wet.

Coca-Cola accused of deception. And it’s not even about Coca-Cola containing no coca!

US will soon fingerprint most visitors. That makes me feel real welcome… how about starting with the Saudis, who contributed a whopping 15 of the 19 9-11 criminals? Oh, I forget, Washington is still sucking up to Riyadh.

Aussies get the pet roach bug. If you don’t need them to be as big as the ones in the article, move anywhere in Manhattan and you can have a whole menagerie!

You don’t need to be white to be racist. Methinks Mr. Nojozi should review Mr. Mugabe’s oft-cited boast that he would become “the Hitler of Africa”.

GlaxoSmithKline shareholders to execs: start earning your pay! A bold move which will hopefully be replicated everywhere. I’m sure I’m not the only one sick and tired of seeing CEOs rewarded for their companies losing millions, laying off thousands and shedding market valuation.

New virus masquerades as Microsoft support message. This was easily recognized by experts — I mean, when was the last time you received support from Microsoft in a convenient way like e-mail?

Having given up on the technological lead, Redmond cynically allies with and bankrolls SCO. Even Jacko and Lisa Marie’s had more substance than this marriage of inconvenience.