The Clever Shark

George W. Bush’s enthusiasm for the military was so great, he posed for official pictures wearing a decoration he was never entitled to wear. He was not, however, so enthusiastic as to sign up for combat duty during the Vietnam war.

At least one of 300 Swift boat vets who So, how many of these “signers” are merely fraud victims? And if a fraud has been committed, who commissioned it?

Just in due time, it’s the Republican National Convention drinking game! Make the RNC slightly less unbearable by drinking yourself stupid — just like Dubya used to do!

Diebold voting machines used in the US in November have a built-in cheat that generates bogus votes. The stealing of the election 2004 is already under way. Where is the head of Diebold now? Why, at the Republican National Convention in New York City. Perhaps to give a demo.

The Myth of Protester Violence. There are lies, damn lies, and police actions.

Life no longer Boring for woman who married and became Bland. Well, it’s true!

Bush: there were ‘miscalculations’ about the conditions in post-war Iraq. Paging Captain Obvious… Captain Obvious would you pick up the white courtesy phone…

Shocker: Cheney opposes federal gay-marriage ban. Something tells me he’s about to step down from the Vice-Presidential spot in the Presidential race for “health rasons”.

Bush’s policies have found work for thousands. So nice to see job creation in an area of the world that has such high unemployment.

Something Awful presents the worst rock stars ever. Well, they have a point.