Note to funeral directors — when having a closed-casket funeral, don’t forget to remove the deceased’s mobile phone.

Note to funeral directors — when having a closed-casket funeral, don’t forget to remove the deceased’s mobile phone. It’s doubtful that the deceased would accept incoming calls anyway.

If you’ve been appointed in charge of investigating hate crimes, it may be best to not live in a house that’s a shrine to Hitler.

If you’ve been appointed in charge of investigating hate crimes, it may be best to not live in a house that’s a shrine to Hitler. Seems obvious to me, but evidently not to everyone.