Gates: what problems? blame the users! Also, Windows is denser than Linux.

Gates: what problems? blame the users! Also, Windows is denser than Linux. At least he’s half right.

Coca-Cola targeting the pirate ‘water drinker’ market.

Coca-Cola targeting the pirate ‘water drinker’ market. It’s worked so well for other industries!

Little known dangers of shopping in Japan: wild boar attacks.

Little known dangers of shopping in Japan: wild boar attacks. Godzilla said to be jealous at the attention and planning something big.

Microsoft claims to receive requests for SQL Server on Linux.

Microsoft claims to receive requests for SQL Server on Linux. Someone must have dropped LSD into Redmond’s water supply!

Fishing crew chief wrestles a shark with his bare hands to protect his crew.

Fishing crew chief wrestles a shark with his bare hands to protect his crew. THERE’s true leadership in action.

Wealthy and in China? Your days are probably numbered.

Wealthy and in China? Your days are probably numbered. To be rich is dangerous!

Looking to spook the Wall Streeter in your life this halloween?

Looking to spook the Wall Streeter in your life this halloween? Try these handy tips from CNN Money!

Malaysia’s Mahathir retires, but keeps right on talking out his ass.

Malaysia’s Mahathir retires, but keeps right on talking out his ass. Now claims some of his best friends are Jewish! Oy veh…

Peep research.

Peep research. No, it’s not a peep show.

US State Dept. updates its Saudia Arabia warning.

US State Dept. updates its Saudia Arabia warning. It used to say “Stay out of Saudi Arabia”, now says “Stay the fuck out of Saudi Arabia”.