Police in South Carolina hold high school students at gunpoint while looking for drugs, find none.

Police in South Carolina hold high school students at gunpoint while looking for drugs, find none. Is this the freedom Americans are dying in Baghdad to protect?

The bulletproof Cadillac DeVille.

The bulletproof Cadillac DeVille. Just the thing for the man who has everything, including armed enemies. I bet this’ll make it into the next Grand Theft Auto release!

Sex offender notifications are only good when they’re accurate.

Sex offender notifications are only good when they’re accurate. It’s always a good idea to double-check on the details.

Gates: what problems? blame the users! Also, Windows is denser than Linux.

Gates: what problems? blame the users! Also, Windows is denser than Linux. At least he’s half right.

Coca-Cola targeting the pirate ‘water drinker’ market.

Coca-Cola targeting the pirate ‘water drinker’ market. It’s worked so well for other industries!

Little known dangers of shopping in Japan: wild boar attacks.

Little known dangers of shopping in Japan: wild boar attacks. Godzilla said to be jealous at the attention and planning something big.

Microsoft claims to receive requests for SQL Server on Linux.

Microsoft claims to receive requests for SQL Server on Linux. Someone must have dropped LSD into Redmond’s water supply!

Fishing crew chief wrestles a shark with his bare hands to protect his crew.

Fishing crew chief wrestles a shark with his bare hands to protect his crew. THERE’s true leadership in action.

Wealthy and in China? Your days are probably numbered.

Wealthy and in China? Your days are probably numbered. To be rich is dangerous!

Looking to spook the Wall Streeter in your life this halloween?

Looking to spook the Wall Streeter in your life this halloween? Try these handy tips from CNN Money!