The Clever Shark

Googlefight! Put two adversary concepts against each other… for example “New York” and “Los Angeles” (New York sneaks under the wire for a tight victory).

Poop Reports brings you the tour of the Colossal Colon. what a crappy exhibit!

Al-Qaeda threatens Norway. We can’t blame them, we can’t get these tall blondes out of our minds either. Then again it’s probably due to those clueless morons not being able to tell between Norwegian and Danish interests.

Judge asks Arab woman, appearing for parking tickets, whether she’s a terrorist. Do we have to wait until this asshole starts burning crosses on the court’s front steps before he’s impeached?

Indian man has been an old age pensioner for 65 years. Actually looks pretty healthy for a man his age…

Ballmer: DRM is your friend, and not at all a way to give one and all copyright-holders a peek at your systems. Maybe he should spend more time developing and less time sucking Hilary Rosen’s d*ck.

Law enforcement agencies using the PATRIOT act to fight nearly everything but terrorism. Captain Obvious is a very busy man these days.

Meow TV: Television for Cats. Primetime features “America’s Funniest Dog Euthanasias”.

Al-Qaeda urges followers to start a new wave of attacks. It’s an apparent departure from their recent “let’s embrace America and the western way of life” policy I wasn’t aware of their adopting… where’s Captain Obvious when he is so sorely needed?

Boycott the RIAA! Why not, I do… it’s not like the recording industry has put out much that’s worth buying recently.