The Da Vinci prostate surgery system. I know what it is and what it’s used for, but did the designers really have to make it look like that? Oh well, at least they — and the doctors who use the thing — seem to have a pretty good sense of humor about their jobs!
Linked for truth…
Men are least happy in their late 30s. Now if only I had enough cash to get myself a Corvette I could at least have a proper mid-life crisis!
You know the ship’s really sinking when the rats decide to bail out.
Karl Rove resigns. To spend time with his family. Yeah, because of the family, that’s the ticket…
They ran out of enthusiasm, 3 years after the rest of the world did…
The Segway Enthusiasts Group of America is pulling the plug at he end of this month due to inactivity. Apparently there just aren’t enough people willing to shell out 5 to 10 grand for a scooter they can’t use on the street or the sidewalk to propel themselves at a speed slightly higher than they can achieve on foot. I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about…”
When insults had class. In our times bile and gall have eclipsed wit when it comes to giving offense; these few entries should remind us of a long-gone time when finesse trumped vulgarity in that area.
“Hey, you didn’t become a weenie. You remained a weenie.”
How to travel back in time to deliver a warning to your former self. Apparently codpieces are due for a major comeback as well.
The Colorado guy might, er, lose face over this.
On July 13th in Japan a car owner also happened to commit suicide by assisted decapitation. Seriously, I thought the guy from Colorado mentioned earlier was at least the first to go in quite such a dramatic fashion, but it turns out that he may be a mere copycat.
Well, that’s no way to get ahead in life…
Colorado man commits suicide in a unique way. Evidently unhappy with various aspects of his life the man tied a cable to a post at a local movie theater, tied the other end to his neck, and drove off.
If I ever get this angry about my job, I hope I have the ability to quit it.
The angriest Winnebago salesman in history. “I gotta read this again because my mind is just a piece of shit this morning…” (language NSFW, unless you’re a sailor).
There’s only one slight catch…
Looking for that $200K+ Ajax programming job? This could be for you. It’s tax-free if you manage to survive for the whole year, too.