Coffee and porn, in moderation, boost fertility in men. If that’s true, I don’t think that declining fertility will continue being a factor for much longer.
Cilantro must die! mango salsa, you’re next.
Support the fight against cilantro! At least I see I’m not the only one who hates that stuff!
Britney is said to be upset at hearing that she’ll have competition.
World’s best-known ad firm creates a girl band with the specific and only intent to associate it to marketing campaigns. Is the world running so short on real bands that companies feel the need to invent new fake ones?
It sure beats actually developing something useful.
How NTP magically turned $20k into $600m.
- Hire the guy who has information that could invalidate your highly questionable patent with the specification that he’s legally bound not to reveal that information.
- …
- Profit!
Some people would actually be better off having no style at all.
Street Style. As you gaze upon these asinine and ridiculous outfits just keep in mind that somewhere in the US someone is actually wearing those clothes, in public even.
Cue the “12-inch ruler” jokes.
In case you were wondering, there’s now an established mathematical formula for establishing the superiority of a posterior. At last! I was so tired of evaluating women’s bottoms according to my own subjective standards!
On getting old…
Last Saturday was my 35th birthday. Personally I’m not known to be one who regards this sort of thing very much; in recent years I would much rather have ignored it than anything else. I’d probably feel different if I felt I had accomplished more in my life, but that’s the way it goes. This year, however, was different, not so much on the day itself (although it is 35, which means I’m getting perilously close to middle age) but in what happened 3 days after. Continue reading On getting old…
Alas Sylvio, we hardly knew ye.
Berlusconi beaten in Italian elections. Who’s the coglione now, Sylvio?
So this is what happens when phallic enhancement surgery come up short.
If you’re unsatisfied by the results of your £5000 penis-enlargement operation, the next logical step is to send a mail bomb to your surgeon. Well done Brett Steidler! Now you’re going to jail, and EVERYONE knows you have a small penis (as well as self-esteem issues).
Laugh if you will, but this guy fit The Right Profile.
The current climate of paranoia about terrorism will protect you!.. from people singing along to Clash songs. Mind you the world would be better off if listening to, say, Britney Spears could lead to your getting interrogated. Maybe someone should look into that.